28 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #249

ultrafacts:

1. The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

2. Cant get a splinter out? Apply a paste of baking soda & water, then wait for the splinter to pop out of the skin.

3. If you want to…

hi:

imagine if eating pizza made you lose weight

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"I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life."

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

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